THE FABULOUS TARANTULA-MAN – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE

THE FABULOUS TARANTULA-MAN – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE


Thank You Tarantula Man! Is this the 20th
time you’ve saved me this month? Yeah, 21 if you count that time I saved
that ship that you were on This month was busy right? Tarantula man, I need to tell you something, but I think it’s kind of obvious I’m completely in love with a masked man Oh yeah? Hmm But he seems to be running away from me all the time I think he’s avoiding me I see…and what do you love about this mysterious masked man? His courage, his civic sense, the way he inspires other people Oh yeah? Are you sure you love the man underneath it? Aren’t you just crazy about the mask? The mask is what least interests me Oh hello…okay… Is it though? Is it okay? Of course! Of course, yeah…it’s all great… Wow you’re quite different than I had imagined Different as in ugly? What? Of course not! Where did you get that from? beauty is a subjective thing Some may have a standard beauty, others may have a beauty that completely escapes the pattern and is more a unique thing So this vomit-inducing face that you’re making has nothing to do with my face ? No way, I think the mutation that you suffered because of the… There was no mutation, my face has literally always been like this What is great, because there’s nothing wrong with your face Got it, got it…how nice, so you still want to
kiss my lips? Kiss? What? Did you think the masked man was you? Is that it? Oh my god! Now I understand the confusion, because you also wear a mask of course Oh, so it was not me? Is there another masked hero saving you?
Is there? That’s it, yeah! Exactly! Okay so, who might that other hero be? He…it’s that hero who has…who is all yellow… and there are chains passing on him and
cape… That was me too, I wore this outfit during a mega event where the earth almost merged with another land of another dimension Actually, it was that other one that had tentacles Oh on the back with the symbol? Yes! Yeah, the one with the white insect on the chest! That’s it Me also…technological uniform from mr. Platinum Ah I see… Okay, I think I’m going home then You know you’re gonna have to get down all 45 floors by yourself, right? Yeah, I thought so…

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