The Best Way to Spend a Ton of Money – Cooler by the Lake – South Side Aftershow

The Best Way to Spend a Ton of Money – Cooler by the Lake – South Side Aftershow


– Like those are dope. – These are doing good. – The new ones are weird. – Yeah, these are MA-100’s
though, they’re the knock offs. – MA-100’s (laughter). – You can get these at Walmart. – You get those at the South
Side of Chicago and Walmart. – Walmart, Ventures… – Pay the man his money
Comedy Central, Jesus Christ! – ♪ I was born on
the South Side ♪ ♪ I was raised on
the South Side ♪ ♪ Everybody sticks
together like we in the ♪ ♪ Ain’t no side like
the South Side ♪ – Welcome back to
Cooler by the Lake. (group cheers) – Where we talk all
things South Side and ask the important
questions like when Mayor Lore
Lightfoot gets on will she leave your
ass for a white girl she already did. (group cheer) I’m your host Will Miles – And I’m your host
Langston Kerman – And today we’re joined
by stars of southside you’ve seen em on the billboard Sutan and Kareme welcome to the show Sutan Salahuddin
and Kareme– yes thank you for coming. – As you see we’re
joined at the hip. – I can see that
you’re very close. – Very close – It’s uncomfortably close – Very first friends and costars (laughter) okay I’ll scoot over – There’s no where
else for me to go. – I’ll move over. – All right so, in the finale we just saw the
finale of southside and in the finale we saw to when
everyone hits it big. – Yeah. – Dude, you almost have
almost 7,000 dollars man. (group cheering) – I’m gunna take a
weekend trip to Milwaukee! Wisconsin here I come! – So the big question
we want to ask today is what would you all do
if you hit the jackpot if you got paid, what’re
you doing with your money? – Oh, I’d buy a
bunch of kittens. – Okay. – Okay. – A bunch of shit probably a boat load of kittens – Sure. – And then I would take
them to a different country and just set them free. Just kind of mess
up their college. – Okay. (laughter) – We got to win
somehow you know. (laughter) Kids for everyone. – Yeah. I just like that mayhem (laughter) – Oh my God, Yeah I’m gunna buy a non
fat dairy ice cream. – Okay. – Okay. Yeah. – That’s a sensible purchase. – Ice cream that’s
not fattening. Yes, that’s what I’d do. – Can it be real? You know? – Yeah. – Just add more detergent. (laughter) – It’s like take out the fat. (laughter) – A little bit of tide! (laughter) – If you hit the jackpot
what would you do? – I want to live
like Clay Thompson I just want to live
the way that he lives whatever that means. – Yep. – I want a dog I want to not learn
how to talk anymore – Yeah. – Just be a weird
uncomfortable dude who gets to shoot
jump shots all day that would be beautiful. – You could play Clay Thompson. – You could I could see
you playing Clay Thomson. – Wow, that’s gunna
be the Lifetime movie. – Yeah, aw man. I’ll write it. (laughter) – Lifetime movie
of Clay Thompson. (laughter) lightskin wonder. (laughter) – All I like to do is dribble that’s all I like to do. (laughter) – JK Rowling would be
my choice, you know (laughter) if I could have that life
and that idea of Harry Potter she must’ve been high and
she said she was I think she was on ecstasy. – Been in her car. – Yeah doing ecstasy and then
came up with Harry Potter. (laughter) – Doing ecstasy! Why was she in her
car doing ecstasy? (laughter) – I’d like to be known when
I feel like touching myself. – What if a little
boy had powers. (laughter) – And there was a lightning
bolt on his forehead! – Ugh, ugh! – Oh imagine a bitch
named Hermione! Ohhh! – Yeah yeah. That’s the life. (laughter) – Question. – Yeah. – Would you use your money to put a stop to any
major issues in the world? Many of the world’s problems? – Yes. Homelessness
and hunger. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of people are hungry a lot of people are homeless. – Are you just feeding
them? or are you just uh– What’re you gunna
do with the money? – Well actually I
would like to um you know go around and
set of tables and barbecue um, stations. Yeah, and uh– – Barbecue! – Barbecue. – Yeah, yeah. – Healthy food like barbecue. – Bread brings people
together better. – What you all need is ribs. (laughter) – Exactly. – Ribs, dogs, burgers, you know. – Yeah, white bread. – I would put a stop to people who are sitting at
the light too long while they’re on their phone. – Aww. – Sure. – I would have an execution
squad just come straight out Oh you’re on your phone? Whoop! And we’re rid of them. That’s what I would do. – That’s what I put my money to. – Does it frustrate you like
it frustrates me everyday? – And that’s population control. – Well, that’s a whole nother– – We need that. – We do. – I think that’s a solid idea if I can endure some murder I just want to say I love– – Heard it here first folks! – Yeah. – But it has to be
with a cell phone otherwise it’s just
regular murder. – You got to have
cell phone murder. – Yeah. This episode also
involves lid coin which is quite similar but contractually not
related to bit coin – Mhm. – In any way shape or form. – Yeah. (laughter) So uh, yeah what’re you
guys thoughts on bit coin? Is it the future? – I think it is to
a certain degree. – Yeah. – This is why I think it
is to a certain degree as long as the power is on bit
coin, lid coin will survive. Soon as somebody pulls the plug – Sure. – Once we’re off the grid– – Yeah. – I mean once the power goes out every man for himself. – First time I heard about
it was on southside so I don’t know– – You had never heard
of bitcoin before? – – Yeah, I didn’t
I didn’t , yeah. – Oh that’s awesome. – Yeah. I heard of uh, foodstamps,
link cards, uh– – Very similar to
currency exchange – Yeah. – It’s not un– it’s
kind of the same. – You’re familiar. – Yeah. – It’s money that’s
just out there. – Yeah, just out there. – All right, how much is lyft? – And you can trade it,
but you ain’t sposed to. – Right, yeah. Yeah, yeah people
trade it all the time. – If there’s one
thing you would do what would you try to
invent with your riches? – Well it’s 2019 and um you know we like to watch
our kids play sports and do things like that. I would invent a more
comfortable bleacher seat. – Good call. – Yeah, I’m tired of my ass always feeling like I’m
uh sitting on bricks. Uh, and airplane seats as well because they suck, you know. For the price I’m paying
my ass should be warmed and should be
massaged while I’m– – Oh you want a hot ass? (laughter) – And a massage, yes. – And massage? – The chair should massage
your ass and warm it while you fly. – Massaged and tenderized. – All right, interesting. – I need one of
those Iron Man suits. – Okay. – Yeah. – So If I can get
like some alien shit and put it right here. I just I’m tired of walking. (laughter) – That shits exhausting, you
got to do it your whole life. – C’mon. – God damn. – Just here walking
like a broke bitch. – One foot in front of the other back and forth several times. – Right? What is this. – We did it, that’s the end. That’s the final episode
of Cooler by the Lake. – Final episode. Give it up,this has been great. – Yeah. – Yes. (clapping) – One more time
for the gentlemen Sultan and Kareme
for coming through they killed it. And uh, we don’t know
if we’ll be back. – I do. We’ll be back season two whenever that happens. (laughter) – What he’s saying! – Goodnight everybody
thanks for watching Cooler by the Lake. – You guys are sweet baby
angels and we love you. – We love you. – Goodnight. ♪ I was born on the South Side ♪ ♪ I was raised on
the South Side ♪ ♪ erybody sticks together
like we in the land ♪ ♪ Cause it ain’t no side
like the South Side. ♪

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